Saturday, November 10, 2012

Me: "Ready to eat, Brooks?!"
Brooks: "glurgle, ba, na mdjds hmmmm"
*takes bite of avocado*
Me: "How's that buddy?"
Brooks: "mmmm.... much better! Phew! I think my brain was going to atrophy for a bit!"
Me: "uh.... what?"
Brooks: "the fare from the mom keg has been lacking in nutrients and lately reminiscent of halloween candy.  And reisling.  Have you ever tried vegetables?"
Me: "um...."

Point taken, sir.