Me: "Ready to eat, Brooks?!"

Brooks: "glurgle, ba, na mdjds hmmmm"
*takes bite of avocado*

Me: "How's that buddy?"

Brooks: "mmmm.... much better! Phew! I think my brain was going to atrophy for a bit!"

Me: "uh.... what?"

Brooks: "the fare from the mom keg has been lacking in nutrients and lately reminiscent of halloween candy.  And reisling.  Have you ever tried vegetables?"

Me: "um...."

Point taken, sir.